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Monica Lewinsky says on Tape!
"Yes I sucked him, he doesn't consider Blow Jobs to be Adultery!"

Written by
J. P. Essene
Editor
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01/23/98
| When Bill Clinton looks you in the eye and says:
"I never had sex with Monica Lewinsky." He means he never put his Penis into Monica Lewinski's vagina. It is being reported, that an often quoted explaination by Bill Clinton for his sexual behavior is very simple. Blow Jobs aren't ADULTERY! That is the fundamental belief of Bill Clinton, and you will be hearing it discussed in the major media very much in the near future. On the 17 tapes of Monica describing in detail her sexual experiences with Bill Clinton, is the statement that she never had intercourse with the President. She states she sucked him, and restated Bills belief system. Blow Jobs aren't Adultery, that's what Bill Clinton believes! She also stated she has a trophy, a piece of clothing with dried semen from Bill Clinton on it. So, there is now a DNA trail! She says, she will never wash it on the tapes! Arkansas Troopers have also stated under oath, Bill thinks Blow Jobs are Okay! Well Mr. Bill, we have a Temple for you to join, they state Adultery is ONE THING, when a married woman has sex with any man but her husband, that is ADULTERY! So instead of drawing your line at getting head, you could have intercourse with any woman you want, as long as they are not married! If you read the Old Testament literally, that is the true definition of Adultery, only a married woman can commit it. Married men have more than one wife in the Old Testament. The OT also states one obligation to men who have sex with women other than their wives. It states when a man takes a woman to bed, if he takes her virginity then the MAN MUST OFFER MARRIAGE. Biblical proof that pre marrital sex was literally condoned by the Almighty! However, Adultery is very well defined. As is Homosexuality being an abomination. Now the penalty is severe, Death to the woman and man who dares to violate it, or to men who sleep with men! The Temple of Hayah, openly states this on their web site. We have a link below. We think Bill Clinton should join. Members of the Temple of Hayah, also don't pay any taxes, they quote verse in the Old Testament that states Followers of God Almighty are not to recoginize any LAWS but the Big Ten, as in the Ten Commandments. Taxes other than a tithe, which goes to the Almighty's Temple, are ILLEGAL according to the Temple of Hayah. A tithe is the ONLY TAX by biblical law that a true believer in the Almighty has to pay! Of course I joined :-). I get to not pay taxes if I want, and to have sex with young girls, as long as they aren't married... 1,000's of people have been to visit this cyber Temple. The link is below. The Temple has yet to be challenged in any court in the world about their position on taxes, and they have members in I believe every continent. Interestingly, when it's founder showed up in court, as he did in the US, judges have acknowledged this religious leader as God Almighty! Since his followers state they believe he represents the Almighty on Earth, due to his prophetic skills! The leader sued the US government after they falsely arrested him for warning Bill Clinton in hisTemples Newsletter, that a plane tragedy would occur in Jackson Hole Wyoming if Billy ever went to Jackson Hole after 1995. It did later happen! The letter with the warning is in a US case filed BEFORE Clinton's support plane crashed in Jackson Hole. It also lists New York and 13000 as the site of a tragedy, which is where TWA 800 then crashed. It also lists Miami as a future crash site, which is where Valujet 592 crashed! The founder is actually one of the most talked about people on the internet, if you search the archives of Dejanews.com. There are about 20,000 references to him in News Groups. I asked the founder of this Temple, the Temple of all the young unmarried women you want to have sex with and pay no taxes, what is his position on Blow Jobs. He said they could be considered questionable by a literal biblical interpretation, since it's a useless sexual act, kinda like sodomy. However, if is part of a sexual act in the form of foreplay, that would be appropriate, since it was done to stimulate the man to obey the Command, go forth and multiply! He also stated, that he believes Fellatio is okay as long as the woman isn't married to anyone else! Well Bill, you should join the Temple of Hayah, they are run by Sollog that mystic you arrested for writing that your political career would be Terminated. Specifically in one of his Prophecies, he stated that Clinton would be terminated by a BYRD, English slang for a woman. That's the same mystic you arrested for fore warning you to never vacation in Jackson HOle or your plane would crash! We have a $100,000.00 GUARANTEE that Sollog was arrested in 1995 for writing the Cheeseburger Warning document by the Secret Service. We have the document posted on this site. We also have a $100,000.00 GUARANTEE that in this document is a warning about Jackson Hole Wyoming and tragedy to strike the President. Yes, in 1996 a Clinton Support Plane crashed in Jackson Hole! The Cheeseburger Warning was written one year before! It's a federal court record, that the author was arrested in September of 1995 by the Secret Service. It was of course dismissed after Sollog appeared and told the Judge he was the Almighty and that a world leader would be DIE One Month from his appeance. One month to the day, Rabin was killed! We have the transcript on this site of that statement! He also put the complete details of Diana's Death in France on 8/31 into this same case in a writing called the May 13th prophecy. Oh, the Washington Post is being sued for 100 Million Dollars by this site. They stated the documents are a hoax. They aren't. You can view the case through PACER. Public Access to Court Electronic Records in the US Federal Court System which is on line. 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